+' urinal infection! =/

on mc ytd.
i missed mock exam. DIE.
e antibotics is HUMONGOUS (to me).
i hv phobia of swallowing capsules.
help.
simeng lost her wallet. =/
muz b i nt thr so she miss me too much,
den forgot abt wallet.
RITE? xP
my poor girlbitch.

anw, ced lost 4kg!
fy says ced is super grateful to me!
of coz he shud la.
gv him apples/orange for recess,
stil motivate him do exercise.
hiak. i rock.
my maltesers! given by fatty.

hoho, thanks babe.oh, n oso thanks for tt big bottle of "medicine"/skittles.

reu took a foto of dis from behind e class, n sent to cs. -.- ahh, now dey got prove tt i tou qing. tao yan~.

+' be YOURSELF day fotos

tadah.
be yourself day pics. x)

first up, its a ghost?/buddha? ya. SIMENG-KEY. hahaha.
yea, its actually be RETARDED day if u din realise.
sry, its ACT CUTE day too.

xiner and ali! next foto~~~ haha. =x

pimply fy has lots of pimple. yea, i was abt to burst into laughters.hahaha. everybodywans peace. i dunno y. same pattern. w AMANDA n CHERYL.

xueming n cedric loves to GAY. dou shi wo de fei wen nan you yea~ -.- ced sae he wans to make me jealous. eat shit n die.

i cant seem to get reu's cute boy foto out. =/ grr.

anyway, after that we went to lot1. had pizza hut! den went for movie "the omen". lousy show. dun watch okay. haha.

+' be YOURSELF day.

its be yourself day.
im so not myself w a 3/4 a top.
fy asked me to wear my usual style,
shorts +orientation tee. haha.
tts so lupsup can.
but im myself w e usual LENG~ siao hua,
and my madness n highness n CUTENESS OF COZ. xP

im so tired,
cudnt adapt baq to the norm slpin time.
always slp at 4,5 am.
so cudnt slp ytd.
serves u rite ali/kinsella/cutie.
=x
but today is fun.
our class is so much btr compared to other clas can.
who says our class sucks, grr.
took fotos fotos fotos.
upload some other day.
HAO LEI AH~

+' june hol's over

MARMIE. ITS OVER!

let's sum it up.
i finish ALMOST all the homework.
all e while i was slackin, rottin, doing hw, shopping, playing, online watching tv.
WHILE PRELIM'S ONLY 2MTHS AWAY.
WOOHOO~~
haha die le la. nv even revise.
got no future. -.-"

went shopping alot la.
spent alot of money.
oh and its BE URSELF DAY tml.
everyone's wondering wad to wear.
den later wear til lup sup or too exaggeratin,
scare xiasway. -.-
HAHAHA.

anyway, must come up with "surviving prelims and o' lvls kit soon"
kns. DUN WAN STUDY.

OH,
n joel lee ZHU er wans a personal post.
so here it goes.
ZHU er, eh i love eating pig's ear.
no, i dun love joel.
but he's a nice fren w alot of lame jokes.
n he's mad. ya.
HE'S MAD.
n hes lik so hardworking during hols.
si liao, results sure so much btr, asshole.
JIAYOU for o's eh.
THE END.
no more. write next time.
hiak. x)

+' trips to doc

5 don't when u go to a clinic.

dun no.1
dun ask for syrup medicine,
when u noe ure a 16.
dun believe me,
look at e aunty when u pass her e prescription.
she'll look at u as if ure MAD,
or either ure someone frm africa tribe.

dun no. 2
dun tell e doc every sickness u hv.
coz e doc is suppose to noe!
tts wad a doc is for wad!
if nt u pay 30hellbucks for consultation,
nice tastin syrup.
den u tel e doc everything n saves his work,
DEN HE ZHUAN DAO OKAY.
canot let him live so gd.

dun no. 3

dun be shock to c tt e doc's rm looks lik storerm.

u noe, erm, mayb he takes up part time garung guni in e morn?

ya, mayb hes in nid of cash or sth.

ya.

oh, there's onli enuf rm for one seat,

so i suggest fat ppl dun go tt clinic kay.

later garung guni cum doc hv to make space for u.

v paiseh huh.

dun no. 4
dun laugh at e doc.
he'll prescribe u w e wrong thing,
either some medicine to make sure ure in e right mind.
OR, he'll ask u to pay more!
coz he juz made u luff by lookin at his handsome'pui' face.
so dun luf okay.

dun no. 5
dun suspect e doc's watchin maxim or fhm,
when e table is piled w goddamn many magazines.
it'll juz make u wan to luff more when u look at his face.
n it leds u baq to no.4.
so pls dun.

anw, i did all e things abv.
-.- e clinic is reli -.-'''
WOAH, n its lik e aunty's future wil b destroyed if i take her lil bit of syrup.
BEN REN STIL GINNA LA,
EH SAI BO.

+' nb chalet

life was in a retarded mess dis few daes.
had onli a bit of runnin nose,
den went home tt time it bcame a bigtime flu. -.-

NB chalet was fun durin evenin when hvin bbq.
eat eat eat, den halfway dey started dumpin ppl into water!
took 4 of us to carry cs down.
i took her by e leg! haha.
cs doesnt noe how to swim!
*points n luff at her*
after tt got pushed down by py.
drenched.

nite was in e rm.
toktoktok n had nth btr do.
tired, so cs xh n me slept.
wq alina jas went nite cyclin at 3plus, to changi.
power.
lx meishi went home after bbq.

next day ate lunch n went home alrdy.
nite got tuition.
i finished so many packets/boxes of tissue.
im a winner.

+' happy birthday amanda!

monday, 12th June
shopping!~
went out w jq n was late for 40mins.
sorry. =x
was rainin monkeys n zebras.
FLOOD.
went alot of place.
dunno whr i went -.-
finally manage to get a nice top for dis fussy woman.
phew.
went to cut hair at her mum's shop.
layered. LALALA.


today!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMANDA!

haha, u dun nid grow taller anymore okay!
today was fun w dis ppl.
went to amanda's hse for party.
thx!
-AMANDA
-SIMENG
-MICHELLE
-CHERYL
-MABEL
-ANGELINE
-CLARA
-PEILING
-TIMOTHY
-TAIKOON
-FANGYI
had lots of fun yea. x)
played truth or dare,
pranked called alot of ppl -.-
i called davin n xueming.
dey were supposed to sae im SHEN JING BING.
i said i love dem n i wan to marry dem!
WAHAHA.
davin said "ok, i love u oso, get marry lor"
coz he kinda knew we were playin.
xueming was lik "huh huh huh" -.-
JUZ SCOLD ME LA!
haha. madhse.
oh, her mama cook gr8 food la!
hahahaha.

+' thurs fri today

thursday, 8th June.
tuition as per normal.
met biyun instead.
alina was super late. haha.
she came 10mins before dismissal.
*claps*
however, dis time goin home was super diff.
andrew n luther was waitin for alina.
sat w dem for a while,
n dey said dey wanted to send me home on their bike.
reluctant initially la,
but stil got on.
sat on andrew's bike.
SUPER SCARY at first,
after tt bcame quite fun.
got honked by car somemore -.-.
thanks ya.

friday, 9th June.
bored to tears. =/

saturday, 10th June.
woke at 4!
GOOD MORNIN PPL.

y r u ppl so interested in tt 10criteria stuff.
wan to help ali find?
HAHA.

+' DUN SLP ALI!!!

WTF.
i haven slp a wink yet.
im competin w someone to c hu wil slp first.
e bet is tt e loser muz run round bball court 20rounds.
n video-ed down,
send to e winner.
KNS.

i tink half of my mind gone alrdy.
BLUR la.
shall tok abt wad i did today in e afternoon.

N WTF? MY BRO WOKE UP FOR SCH ALRDY.
HE'S SLEPT ENUFF.
N HERE I M.
HAVEN EVEN SLP A WINK.

ytd stayed up til 5.
let's see if i'll break record.
its 5.37 nw.

=////////////////////////////
x(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

oh, n i sent alot of ppl e same msg usin singtel free msg!
HAHA. sry la. bo bian.
SIAN.
n i forgot hu i sent to alrdy.
AH!
i tink im mad.

+' bgr? LUFFIN OUT LOUD.

fy and ali?
xueming and ali?
ced and ali?
benjamin and ali?
chunkiat and ali?
FUCK FOR GDNESS SAKE LA.
ITS GETTING QUITE RIDICULOUS YEA.

CAN WE HAVE A CHANGE?
LIKE FOR EXAMPLE
TIMOTHY AND ALI,
TAI KOON AND ALI,
SIMENG AND ALI,
OR STH LIKE TT?
no offence xP

coz im pretty sian of tt.
can we hv sth FRESH anot? pls la.
i beg u? pretty pls?
haha, sounds farnie.

but ppl dun get it la,
PLATONIC FRENSHIP DO EXIST YA?
tok bout e famous "me n fy" thing. PUI can.
we swore we din like (l.o.v.e) each other at all.
definately not my type *snares* haha!
we're juz tou yuan and tt we gt common stuff.
so forget it alrdy.
n haha, fy got *erhem* le la!
tao yan~

roars.
to tink he's faster than me!
nt fair leh.
tian ah~ wo de bai ma wang zi ne?
hiakhiak.

anw,
since im bored,
let me list down criteria of my baimawangzi can?
well, even if u sae i cant,
im stil goin to,
like u can stop me. *farts at u*

hohoho.
let me see,

first.
nv someone temperamental.
coz i admit im one myself.
so if tts so, it wld b "huo xing zhuang di qiu".
*jibabommm*
u tink can last meh. hiak.
(tweety says: zhen chong ming!)

second.
have many many many patience,
coz i've none. =x
(tweety says: ure retarded.)

third.
decent lookin pls.
hahaha.
(tweety says: woo, shuai ge!)
ure fked tweety! (copy frm fy)

fourth.
atheletic of coz.
i dun wan fat n chubby thankiew.
haha, coz i love sports.
so must e other. hiak.
no, i dun wan bai zhan ji too.
fy n reu are gd example =x
(kiddin ah!)
(tweety says: ure mafan!)
*piack* 1 tight slap to u!

fifth.
no, dun gimme chao ah beng.
no future one. hahaha.
(tweety says: gd foresight!)

sixth.
hw u treat ure family n frens,
wil reflect hw u treat ure future ones.
so be gd yea? haha!
(tweety says: does it even makes sense?)
shutup wil u?

seventh.
someone i wun hurl vulgarities at,
nt those tt im forced to nt scold,
but willingly LA. haha.
(tweety says: ure one piece of vulgar shit.)
=/

eighth.
will nt curse n swear at me,
regardless of hw much i curse n swear.
HAHA.
(tweety says: -.-)

ninth.
typical nice n kind n totful.
hu doesnt wans tt? *snares*
(tweety says: lets get married, im nice!)

tenth.
wad? hmm,
doesnt intrude my life, my choice of frens!
woohooo.

10 factors, FIT FOR ALL.
haha, anyway im mad.
i dun believe tt someone hu fits all dis lives in dis world.
I M SO KNN FUSSY CAN. haha.

nvm,
ALL GOOD MEN ALL EITHER ATTACHED MARRIED OR GAYS.

SO, LET ALI BE A NUN DEN!
HAHAHAHA.

+' thurs fri sat

*sry to reu n fy! coz i din noe i made so much noise in u ppl's recordin. HAHAHA.

thursday, 1st June.
almost drove me mad.
3hrs of maths? like wtf.
1st 1hr30mins sat w sm, ced n shafiq.
2nd 1hr30mins sat w sm.
JUZ CANT TaHAN thr noise. haha.
went home to rot, went tuition.

friday, 2nd June.
SUPER BORING LESSONS AL TODAY. -.-
"soured" our way thru combine humans,
was eatin e sour skittles haha.
sm pon SCH! grr.
n its super sian la.
after sch went to bball court.
HELP CED SLIM DOWN AH.
den went reu's hse to watch scarymovie3.
nt fun, watch b4 twice liao leh. =/
hiakhiak.

today!
i slept til 3.30 can.
nobody woke me up.
hiakhiakhiakhiakhiak.
rottin x)